Fart Jokes

Right there at the top of the toilet humor chain.

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Farting in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.

If pooping is a call of nature, what’s a fart?
A missed call

How do you call an aristocrat's fart?

A nobel gas

What do you call a person who only farts when there's no one around?
A private tutor. 

How dare you fart in front of me? 

Sorry, I didn't know if was your turn.